The Original Me

My name is Sylvia for various reasons that do not include my parents. In my considerable opinion, the five major food groups are sugar, salt, caffeine, chocolate, and ketchup. Anything else is either a combination of the above or simply unnecessary. I roleplay, mostly yaoi, on AIM or my GJ account of chibidoom. I am an amateur, however, and I have no desire to improve. I'm in it for fun, not self-improvement. Social status...I hover between punk/anime-freak/alternative/straight-edge. I refer to myself as alternative, however.

I hate posers, although I frequently catch myself acting that way. But seriously, anything from "Oh, my poetry was so much better when I was suicidal" to "Yeah, I totally broke the law cuz I'm such a badass" will force me to smack you. Or turn around and leave, which is even more devestating to my many fans and stalkers ^___^

My other pet peeve is pushy people. I'm conservative independent as far as politics go, and I'm pretty easygoing (except on abortion). I don't really get into politics in public, but when people get all up in my face and tell me to not eat meat or accept gay people or defend affirmative action, I get ticked. I have no problem with vegans, blacks, and homos. I have friends in all categories. I'm pretty accepting of just about anything else (except women who want to choose unprotected sex but not the natural consequences....) So stay out of my face! I don't care. Don't piss me off, it won't change my mind. Idiots.

Um, yeah, that was a bit more serious than I usually am. I usually just hit people in a good-natured manner and beg for chocolate. But whatever, y'know? It's midnight, and I have some major homework due tomorrow.


Oh yeah...EVIL PENNIES WILL RULE THE WORLD!!! Bwahahahaha!!!